Thursday, July 22, 2010

HELP US, PLEASE, EVERYONE HELP

We NEED your help RIGHT NOW. Ok, so Clif bars are giving away a year supply of free clif bars to whoever can come up with the most creative thing they would do with the clif bars and I'm hungry for Clif Bars right now so I really want them bad. So we must come up with the most creative thing to do with the Clif Bars. PLEASE, send us your ideas to help us, we get two chances to enter. ALong with your ideas, tell me what you think about my initial idea.

"If I won a year supply of Clif Bars, I PROMISE I will commit myself to the following. I PROMISE that I will go on a three month bike ride across America wearing a series of three customized Clif Bar jerseys and shorts each displaying one of my favorite flavors Cool Mint, Blueberry Crisp, and Black Cherry Almond. I PROMISE to keep a photo blog of my daily experiences on my ride of the people I've met, the places I've seen, and the Clif Bars I've consumed. I lastly PROMISE that after my first shipment of Clif Bars I will (try my best to) not eat them all in one day."

Also, tell Jacob what you think of his initial idea, and just know that we are open to any criticism and additions. You kind of have to imagine Jacobs,

In video format. Setting: Dream Montage. Jacob is in a bathtub filled with clif bars as he washes himself (no nudity shown) after he gets out, he brushes his teeth with clif bars, uses a clif bar for deodarant, combs his hair and then puts on a giant clif bar t-shirt. Then he wakes up to me eating the last clif bar and screams in terror, pushing me over, and stealing the last bite. But I am not settling and I tackle Jacob.

OK, tell us what you think and give us more ideas, we have until the last day of july to come up with our final entries. Thank you one and all and happy Clif bars to you.

p.s. If we win this, I really will go on a 3 month bike ride.