We NEED your help RIGHT NOW. Ok, so Clif bars are giving away a year supply of free clif bars to whoever can come up with the most creative thing they would do with the clif bars and I'm hungry for Clif Bars right now so I really want them bad. So we must come up with the most creative thing to do with the Clif Bars. PLEASE, send us your ideas to help us, we get two chances to enter. ALong with your ideas, tell me what you think about my initial idea.
"If I won a year supply of Clif Bars, I PROMISE I will commit myself to the following. I PROMISE that I will go on a three month bike ride across America wearing a series of three customized Clif Bar jerseys and shorts each displaying one of my favorite flavors Cool Mint, Blueberry Crisp, and Black Cherry Almond. I PROMISE to keep a photo blog of my daily experiences on my ride of the people I've met, the places I've seen, and the Clif Bars I've consumed. I lastly PROMISE that after my first shipment of Clif Bars I will (try my best to) not eat them all in one day."
Also, tell Jacob what you think of his initial idea, and just know that we are open to any criticism and additions. You kind of have to imagine Jacobs,
In video format. Setting: Dream Montage. Jacob is in a bathtub filled with clif bars as he washes himself (no nudity shown) after he gets out, he brushes his teeth with clif bars, uses a clif bar for deodarant, combs his hair and then puts on a giant clif bar t-shirt. Then he wakes up to me eating the last clif bar and screams in terror, pushing me over, and stealing the last bite. But I am not settling and I tackle Jacob.
OK, tell us what you think and give us more ideas, we have until the last day of july to come up with our final entries. Thank you one and all and happy Clif bars to you.
p.s. If we win this, I really will go on a 3 month bike ride.
this is hilarious! i am trying to think of a new idea for you , but in the mean time, i think both your ideas are great ones! the only thing is... alli, why 6 MONTHS? isnt that stretching it a bit????? what about one?
ReplyDeletePoint agreed, I will reduce it a bit.
ReplyDeleteok, i came up with an idea. what if you guys made a rap video and instead of diamonds, all of your "bling" would be cliff bars. so you'd have cliff bars across your hands (maybe even shaped to spell cliff or something) and cliff bars hanging from chains as necklaces and dont forget your grills yo! you could, of course, embellish everything with jewels and gold and such. you guys are so clever, im sure you could come up with a little ditty that would be hilarious! thats my idea
ReplyDeleteJacob's newest idea:
ReplyDelete"If I won a year's supply of clif bars, I would do the same thing I do with them now-hide them from my wife."
I hate to ask- what are clif bars?
ReplyDeleteyou guys are hilarious. Miss you both! I love both your ideas AND Lisa's idea. Couldn't stop laughing. You should do the "Diamonds Are Forever" song by Kanye West...
ReplyDeleteSomething like...
Cliff Bars are forever
They won't leave in the night
I've no fear that they might
Desert me
[Chorus]
Cliff Bars are forever (forever, forever)
Throw your Cliff Bars in the sky if you feel the vibe
Cliff Bars are forever (forever, forever, forever)
The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme.
Forever ever? Forever ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever?......
But I am sure that you could come up with much better lyrics in addition.
Love you!